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Joke Hindi SMS 140 Character

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Pati aur Patni liver and kidney jaise hote hai.
Pati liver hai aur & patni kidney.
Agar liver fail hota hai, kidney bhi fail hoti hai.
kidney fail hoti hai to liver dusri kidneype kam chalata hai…

Share Joke Hindi Sms

Share Joke Hindi Sms
Ek computer disease hota hai, jo computer pe kaam karte hai unako wo achhi tarah pata hai. Ye bahot hi serious hai aur puri tarah se kaam se hi nigdit hai. Uska drawback ye hai ki – Aapko pata hue bhi aap usame involve ho hi jate hai…

Joke Hindi Sms 160 Characters

Joke Hindi Sms 160 Characters

Kal kaam kar raha tha, aaj nahi kar raha….Windows bilkul aisa hi hai…

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Agar aapko koi problem hai jo irritate kar rahi hai. Ek unix ka ladka dhundo jo aapko batayega ye kaise hua.

Sardar Joke Hindi Sms

Sardar Joke Hindi Sms

Ek din ek sardar ek form fill kar raha tha…
Ek jagah pe likha tha “sign here”
usane likha “Leo”.
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Ek Ladki ne lipstick apne sar pe lagayi
kyonki use dimag ko make up karna tha.
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Ek sardar thande orange juice ko kyo gur raha tha?
Waha likha tha “concentrate”

Very Funny Joke Hindi Sms

Very Funny Joke Hindi Sms

Tum mere zindagi me aanese pehle muze jine
ke liye khana, pani aur oxygen lagta tha…
par tum aane ke baad zindagi me muze jine
ke liye in sabke alawa kuch aur bhi lagta hai
wo hai dher sare PAISE, PAISE aur PAISE…
tume ghumane ke liye aur gift dene ke liye!!!

Santa Banta Joke Hindi Sms

Santa Banta Joke Hindi Sms

Santa Banta se : Jab bijali chamakati hai to tum kyo sharmata hai?
Banta : Kyonki muze lagata hai ke koi usaki photo nikal raha hai…

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Santa Banta se : Agar tumari 66 number ki bus chhut jaye to tum kya karate ho?
Banta : 33 number ki bus do bar pakdata hoon…

Joke Hindi SMS – When You Feel Nervous This Is What You Should Do

Joke hindi sms a day keeps Nervousness away. Yes, this can be today’s simple formula to live tension free. As Joke hindi sms contains funny data people are intend to forget their Nervousness. A joke can keep your mind fresh and happy. Most interesting part is Joke hindi sms are available totally free on the internet.  So without wasting money you can easily share Joke hindi sms.

Joke Hindi SMS

Joke Hindi SMS

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“BAAP : BETA, TU JAB KOI GALATI KARATA HAI ,
TENSION KI WAJAH SE MERA EK BAL SAFED HOTA HAI .
BETA: ACHCHA ESILIYE DADAJI KE SARE BAL SAFED HAI . . . 🙂 ”

2
Bhikari: Saheb, Khuda Ke Liye Ek Rupiya De Do.
Sahab: Road Pe Khade Ho Ke Bhikh Mangate Ho, Tume Sharam Nahi Aati.
Bhikari: Oye Ab Tere Ek Rupiye Ke Liye Kya Mai Office Kholu…

3
“ HAR GALI BAS AAPHI KE CHARCHE HE,
HAR LADKI KE DIL ME AAPKE LIYE PYAR HE…
YE KOI AJOOBA NAHI, WAQT HI AISA HE,
KYUKI KUCHH DINO ME RAKHI KA TYOHAAR HE…”

4
Doctor: Batao Aapko Kaha Pe Dard Hai.
Patient: Pure Body Me Dard Hai
Doctor: Aisa Kaise Ho Sakata Hai, Jara Detail Me Batao
Patient: Pair Ko Chhukar Bolata Hai, Yaha.
Phir Sir Ko Chhuhar Bolata Hai, Yaha. Phir Pet Ko Chhuke Bolata Hai, Yaha.
Doctor: Aise Hi Tension Mat Lo, Aapake Ungali Mai Dard Hai.

5
“ GANDHIJI AUR MALLIKA ME KYA SAME HAI?
DONO NE HI APNE KAPDE TYAG DIYE.
GANDHIJI NE DESH KE LIYE,
MALLIKA NE DESHWASIYO KE LIYE…”

All we know that life is very valuable and you have to enjoy it for a while. Then go for it, send joke hindi sms to your friends, loved ones and make them happy with a joke hindi sms.