Kya hum aaj sham ROMANCE kar sakte hai?
Mai aaj bahot acche mood mai hoon…
Bas thodisi kissing and biting hogi.
Muze jaldi reply dena!
Tumara pyara
“MACHCHHAR”
Posts Tagged ‘hindi sms’
Patni: Darling, aaj hamari anniversary hai.
Hume kya karna chahiye?
Pati: Do minute ke shanti se khade rahe…
Hindi Birthday SMS
“Agar lover chand ki tarah hai,
to Brother taro ki tarah hai…
Aasman mai chand na ho to bhi achha
lagata hai par taro ke bager nahi…
WISH YOU Happy Birthday Brother”
Kabhi kabhi aapko lagta hai ki
aapko kisi ki jarurat nahi hai.
Par jab aapke saath koi nahi hota
to aapko kisi ki jarurat hoti hai
Is liye hamesha DOSTI banaye rakhana…
Kyo mere dil ke hazar tukde kar diye,
kyo mere aansu apni hansi me baha diye…
Aapse dil lagana gunah tha humara,
kyo mere zindagi me aise dard bhar diye…
“Meri Shubhkamnaye Tumare Sath Hai,
Aaj, Kal Aur Aane Wale Har Pal Ke Liye…
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Shanti Aur Sabr Majboot Sadhan Hai.
Shanti Tume Dimag Se Majboot Banata Hai.
Sabr Tume Man Se Majboot Banat I Hai.
Aapko Ek Majboot Aur Achhi Zindagi Mile…”
Ek computer disease hota hai, jo computer pe kaam karte hai unako wo achhi tarah pata hai. Ye bahot hi serious hai aur puri tarah se kaam se hi nigdit hai. Uska drawback ye hai ki – Aapko pata hue bhi aap usame involve ho hi jate hai…
Kal kaam kar raha tha, aaj nahi kar raha….Windows bilkul aisa hi hai…
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Agar aapko koi problem hai jo irritate kar rahi hai. Ek unix ka ladka dhundo jo aapko batayega ye kaise hua.
Ek din ek sardar ek form fill kar raha tha…
Ek jagah pe likha tha “sign here”
usane likha “Leo”.
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Ek Ladki ne lipstick apne sar pe lagayi
kyonki use dimag ko make up karna tha.
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Ek sardar thande orange juice ko kyo gur raha tha?
Waha likha tha “concentrate”
Tum mere zindagi me aanese pehle muze jine
ke liye khana, pani aur oxygen lagta tha…
par tum aane ke baad zindagi me muze jine
ke liye in sabke alawa kuch aur bhi lagta hai
wo hai dher sare PAISE, PAISE aur PAISE…
tume ghumane ke liye aur gift dene ke liye!!!
A – Tum Attractive ho,
B – Tum the Best ho,
C – Tum Cute ho,
D – Tum Dearest ho,
E – Tum Excellent ho,
F – Tum Funny ho,
G – Tum Good-Looking ho,
H – he he he
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Pyar karne wale ke words-
Mere aankho ko pata hai ke mai
tum jaisi hasina ke kabil nahi.
par
mere dil ko aankhe nahi hai aur
wo sirf tumare liyehi dhadkata hai
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