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Hindi SMS Jokes in Hindi for those who wants more fun and less stress. Today’s life has become more hectic and busy due to tight schedule and office tensions. Because of which we cannot give time to our friends. But no need to worry, with hindi sms jokes in hindi we can maintain our friendship. Yes, Hindi sms jokes in hindi not only gives you more fun but helps to minimize your stress.
FATHER: ROHIT IS BAR TUZE 90% MARKS LANE HAI .
ROHIT: NO DAD, MUZE TO 100% MARKS LANE HAI .
BAAP: ROHIT, KYA MAZAK KAR RAHO HO BETA ?
BETA: DAD AAPANE HI SHURU KIYA THA !
Baap: Beta Tuze Kaisi Biwi Chahiye ?
Beta: Muze Chand Si Biwi Chahiye ,
Jo Rat Ko Aaye Aur Subah Ko Chali Jaye !
MACHHAR NE KATA TO DIL ME MERE JUNOON THA ,
KHUJALI HUEE ITNI KE DIL ME SUKOON THA . . .
PAKDEBHI CHHOD DIYA USAKO YE SOCH KAR KI ,
SALE KI RAGON ME MERA HI KHOON THA . . .
Sardar: Main Puri Rat Train Me Soya Nahi.
Sardar: Muze Upar Ka Berth Mila.
Dost: To Tumane Change Kyo Nahi Kiya?
Sardar: Oye, Change Karne Ke Liye
Nicheki Berth Me Koi Nahi Tha.
” EK LADAKI THI DIWANI SI
GALIYO SE MOB LEKAR CHALTI THI . . .
MOB ME KUCH NA KUCH KARTI THI . . .
JAB BHI MILATI THI ,
MUZASE YEHI PUCHA KARTI THI . . .
YE CHALU KAISE HOTA HAI ? “
I often used to send hindi sms jokes in hindi to my friends to keep them fresh. You can see on social networking websites also hindi sms jokes in hindi are also used to posted. Most of the hindi sms jokes in hindi are not more than 4 – 5 lines. In general hindi sms jokes in hindi is short but contains funny message. You can also share your funniest moments through hindi sms jokes in hindi.
SMS Jokes in Hindi are really very useful when your friend has any sorrow. Obviously every person has to face many difficulties and misery in life. In such situations your SMS joke can do a magic. It has ability to uplift friend’s mood in the time of sorrow. Check out our collection of SMS Jokes in Hindi given below to cheer up your friend.
” IF SOMEONE ASKS ME “WHAT DO U WANT?
“A TRUE FRIEND OR 100 CRORE RUPEES” !
WHAT DO YOU THINK,”WHAT WILL I CHOOSE?”
YES, YOUR RIGHT…OBVIOUSELY
“100 CRORE RUPEES“
B +VE YAR MIL KE UDAYENGE . . . 🙂 “
Ek Sardar 10 Lottery Ke Ticketse 10 Lakh Rupaye Jita.
Tax Cut Karake Dukandarne Use 7 Lakh Rupaye Diye.
Sardar Gussese: Muze Rs.10 Lakh Do Nahi To Mere Rs.10 Vapis Karo.
SANTA TRAIN KI PATRI PAR SOYA THA.
EK AADMI: ” TRAIN AA RAHI HAI TUM MAR JAYOGE . “
BANTA: ” ABHI USAKE UPAR SE PLANE GAYA KUCH NAHI HUA
TO YE TRAIN KYA CHIZ HE ? “
Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Propose Kiya
Ladki: Main Tumse Ek Sal Badi Hoon.
Sardar: Koi Gal Nahi Kudi,
Main Ek Sal Ruk Sakta Hoon.
” HUME AAPKE DIL ME HI RAKHANA, MIND ME NAHI RAKHANA.
HUME MIND ME RAKHANA DANGEROUS HOGA
KYUKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI . . . “
It is always said that a friend in need is a friend in deed. So in the time of sorrow friend requires a strong support to face the problem. Joke tend your friend to forget the problem and enjoy that moment. So next time don’t forget to uplift your friend’s mood with SMS Jokes in Hindi.