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Lovely Sms Hindi Jokes For Her

Lovely Sms Hindi Jokes For Her

Shisha todne ke 3 tarike-
1 Shishe par pathar
2 Shishe ko uthao aur chhod do
3 Tum sirf shishe ke aage khade hoke smile karo

Best Sms Hindi Jokes To Laugh

Best Sms Hindi Jokes To Laugh

Muze pata hai ke tum sochate
ho ke mai bahot cute hoon.
Muze pata hai ke tum sochate
ho ke mai bahot smart hoon.
Par dusare ladko ki tarah tume
bhi line mai khada hona hoga.

Top Sms Hindi Jokes On Friendship

Top Sms Hindi Jokes On Friendship

Khubsurati ki raaz:
Agar tume apne chehre ko
dhup, mitti aur baki chizo
se bachana hai to chehre pe
7 layer wala Master Paints
exterior emulsion lagaiye…

Send Friends Sms Hindi Jokes

Send Friends Sms Hindi Jokes

Ladki ko propose karne ka
sabse achha tarika-
Ladki ko sagar kinare le jayo.
Ladki ko boat mai bithao.
Boat ko sagar ke andar le jayo,
Ab kaho muzse shadi karo
ya phir
meri boat chhod do…

SMS Hindi Jokes Who Else Wants?

SMS Hindi Jokes are really very funny and makes everyone happy. People receive lots of SMS in a day but remember only Jokes sms. That’s why I always prefer to send jokes to my friends. Life is full of with tension hence I never miss the chance of making friends happy with SMS Hindi Jokes.

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DAWA AUR DARU ME KYA FARAK HAI?
DAWA EK GIRLFRIEND KI TARAH HAI,
JISAKO EXPIRY DATE TO HOTI HAI…
DARU EK PATNI KI TARAH HAI,
JITANI PURANI HO SAR PE CHADAKE BOLATI HAI…

2
Beta: Pitaji Muze Aankhe Kamjor Ho Gayi Hai
Muze Ek Chashma Lake Do.
Kanjus Bap Bete Ko Bahar Khichake Le Gaya
Aur Puchcha,”Bata Wo Kya Hai?”
Beta: Suraj
Baap: Beta Aur Kitane Dur Ki Dekhega?

3
” Agar ladaka ulati kare to parents bolate hai, “kamine kaha kha kar gaya tha?”
Agar kadaki ulati kare to parents bolate hai, “kon tha wo kamina?”
Moral of the story-‘ulati koi bhi kare hamesha ladake hi kamine hote hai.’ “

SMS Hindi Jokes

SMS Hindi Jokes

4
” Sardar: Ye sab log kyo daud rahe hai?
AAdami: Ye race hai, jitanewale ko ek cup milega.
Sardar: Agar jitanewale ko cup milega to baki ke kyo daud rahe hai . “

5
Sardar Dhire Se Kuh Likh Raha Tha.
Dost Bola: “Tum Itane Dire Kyo Likh Rahe Ho?”
Sardar: “Me Mere 7 Sal Ke Bete Ko Likh Raha
Hoon, Wo Jaldi Se Nahi Padh Pata.”

6
FATHER: ROHIT IS BAR TUZE 90% MARKS LANE HAI.
ROHIT: NO DAD, MUZE TO 100% MARKS LANE HAI.
BAAP: ROHIT, KYA MAZAK KAR RAHO HO BETA?
BETA: DAD AAPANE HI SHURU KIYA THA !

It’s very natural that people shares jokes more easily than other SMS’s. Because everyone wants to share fun and joy with SMS Hindi Jokes. Above collection of SMS Jokes can spread happiness in everyone’s life. So do share with your friends, your family these interesting and funny SMS Hindi Jokes.